is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
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