You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
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Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
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