so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
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What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
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smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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