Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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