i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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