he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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