i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Can someone please explain to me how I got rugburn on my tits?
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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