She announced her abortion via fbk
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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