why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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