I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Just heard the words 'Pussy Riot' on NPR...I almost crashed my car.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I can control the tv with my phone while pooping on the second floor. I thought you should know for future reference
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Randomize
