I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
hey bro how do you do that fake vagina thing with the tp roll? im bored.
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i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
My mom just sent me this: "I like Jon, but he needs to be the one going down on you! Yeah, we saw your head pop up in your car last night."
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We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
They have beer where we have blood.
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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