Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
Okay, just a casual question: how did i manage to get grass stains on the inside of my bra?
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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