Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
50% drunk capacity currently
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
pizza hut and my weed lady just showed up at the same time. I feel 22 again.
Guess who has two thumbs and broke her boyfriends dick?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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