I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
Totally just projectile vomited while ridind a bicycle.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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