i think my tv is drunk
I want to make a zoo with you.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
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the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
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Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
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