Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
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I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
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