if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
Jenn from HR called him the new office boy toy. I think I need to bathe in bleach.
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
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