I hate all girls vehemently.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
he just kept saying that he had liquor dick..then he tried to fuck me without removing his pants.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
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Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
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Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I'll just go on tinder. Seeking strong male to help take apart ikea furniture and move. I'll touch your dick.
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
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