VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
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Coffee flavored vodka sounded like such a good idea at the time. Now i never want to drink coffee again.
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
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It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I'm at home, drunk, and I just called the guy I lost my virginity to and invited him to my wedding.. I've got to stop drinking by myself.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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