why didn't you poke me back
I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
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Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
I'M SO WET FOR FREEDOM
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
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Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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