glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
smell my finger.
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And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
ALERT: Turns out when I'm drunk I turn into a clepto. I just found keys, a ketchup bottle, and sweatshirt in my backpack that don't belong to me. If yours, come collect from me. I'm still drunk in the back of biology lecture.
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He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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