windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
I wish Facebook had filters like: Ivy League school, frat boy, straight, extremely wealthy, great in bed.. I would check all of them
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
it's great music for shaving your balls
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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