I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
How do I say "I still wanna hook up w you but I don't wanna see your penis via text ever again" through a snapchat
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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