I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Do you think it'd be inappropriate to have an I'm Not Keeping My Baby Party the day after her baby shower?
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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