I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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