I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
NEWS FLASH: A bottle of wine can fit into a taco bell cup.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Randomize
