did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
At the T-Rex bar with my nephew...only in Disney can I have a beer and a soda at the bar with a 4 year old
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
He talked to you for like two seconds while you were shit faced doing Forest Gump impressions...how is that possible?
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This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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