Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
She started crying while we were cooking shrimp because 'Under the Sea" came on Pandora
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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