how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Well yesterday i made out with the entire football team and rifht at this very moment our waiter looks like a ken doll. Straight up. And he gave me wine so ill probly make out with him
college has opened so many doors for you
You may or may not of thrown up on your shoes, and you tried to give me a wet willy in my eye.
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
HE ASKED IF I HAD SIBLINGS WHEN I ASKED HIM TO LICK MY ASSHOLE
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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