Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
And there I was, sitting Indian style on the kitchen floor, my fingers covered in peanut butter.
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I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke one guy's bed and kicked another in the face. Then when an RA came by I shouted to let him in he's gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
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As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
AND ONCE AGAIN THE HENNESSEY MAKES ME A SUPER SAIYAN
Oh for fuck's sake, is that why the couch is in the pool???
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