Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
the fucking easter bunny is here. he just made 3 cups in a row. no one knows who he is..
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
I'm hungover from the 8pm vodka and still drunk from the 5am beer.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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