She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Is her dick bigger than yours?
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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