Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
He felt like a one man threesome
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
Someone painted a weed leaf on my leg with red paint. Or blood. I hope paint.
Holy fuck just found a used tampon in the leg of my pants. it's not paint. It's. Not. Paint.
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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