Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
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for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
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Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
Somehow i instagrammed my acceptance letter while blacked out. Then my grandma was the first to comment on it. I got over 50 likes....Phd here I come....
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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