He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
I negotiated the purchase of an entire tray of like 50 jello shots for $8.
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
The only thing worse than listening to you two fuck all night was waking up and smelling bacon and there not being any left.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
