I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
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It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
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No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Randomize