if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
For me the most fucked up part of last night was that I know for a fact that you were sober. But your dancing was a close second.
So I thought you might like to hear how I went to sams club to print some pictures and suddenly there was 20 pictures of your dick and my snatch on the screen
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