Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
It's fucking 2020, I should be able to watch Netflix in the buff while making brownies without you getting preachy about it.
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