So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just conveyed my whole sex life to my mom over voicemail. Anddd, I'm hammered.
Top night. Top night.
Best thing she said after I kicked her out "rugby guys have single handedly ruined my faith in men"
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
So he called his lawyer from the bar to confirm the cost of hitting the douchebag before flooring him. I respect his planning skills.
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