i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
Ummm. I just wanna say this now: Don't let me invite the band back to the apartment to see my stripper pole.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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