One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
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the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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