Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
50% drunk capacity currently
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Places I vomited today: hotel bathroom, in the cab to the airport, airport bathroom, airport terminal trashcan, plane seat 18E, and the plans bathroom
Fun wedding?
Yes. Very.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
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