this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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listening to happy ending by mika while imagining him to run after me at an aiport in slow motion... also, dipping oreos in baileys. not taking this breakup well. at. all.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
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On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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