There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
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He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
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I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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