HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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