her vagine was all disorganized.
Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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