This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
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