Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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