He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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