The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
Well, we could've been at the bar taking a shot everytime my rash spread. But Noooooo. You had to go out with your non- girlfriend. Lame.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
SOS YOU NEED TO TAKE THE CANDY PANTIES OUT OF THE GLOVE COMPARTMENT BEFORE MOM TAKES MY CAR
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
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