Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
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I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
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Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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