Ambien. No doubt about it.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
Is it because I queefed?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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