I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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