Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
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Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
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