Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
I'd cum for enchiladas.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I just washed down my antidepressant with some pineapple wine. I'm the picture of mental health this holiday season
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