She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
i accidenteley seduced the christian girl's brother so i dont think we can count on free church picnic food again
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i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I don't remember much, but I remember he called me the dick whisperer, so it must not have been all bad.
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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