apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Of course he wants me there for his birthday. If a girl offers you a blowjob for every year of your life, you're gonna want her to be there.
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
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