Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
my sisters under your porch take her home
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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