My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
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All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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