So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
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Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
I went to bed early to get up and have a cup of coffee and watch a Sunday sunrise; and again you come home with no shirt and more stamps than my passport. Get the fuck up now, you are taking an Uber to waffle house. The order is in you name.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
LACE UP YOUR GODDAMN SHOES
N O
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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