Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
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I don't think we had sex because when I woke up he was still wearing the chicken suit.
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
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I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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