Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
definitely not taking the whole return culture shock so well...drinking a 100 proof rootbeer vodka float out of a german beer mass
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
i now understand why vodka
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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